Just so you know.

My friend(s) may be crazy, annoying, noisy, unreasonable, frustrating, materialistic, foolish, odd, and downright outrageous, but even you, who I think is pretty chill and who I hold in high standards for don’t even have the right to bash my friend(s) in front of me. There's a reason why I'm friends with them that you will never understand or just not willing to.

So please, the next time you complain or insult them in my distance, I’ll either tell you to stfu, or… tell you to stfu. Oh, and shove a foot down your throat. If I can.

Kthxbaiiii. :)